Thursday, August 8, 2013

10 things you should never tell a developer

1. What the f$$k do you code!! I am getting a lot of crashes.

2. When the hell are you giving me the build?.

3. You can never meet the deadline bro.

4. That other developer is much better than you.

5. I want this to be fixed now itself!

6. Get this button a few pixels below.

7. Change the background color a little bit lighter.

8. Can we make it real-time!

9. Let me complain about this to the manager.

10. I can code better than you