Thursday, January 30, 2014

What a developer/programmer always have to say!

1. Have you installed a proper build!
2. I haven’t touched that module for weeks
3. It worked for me yesterday
4. This is not possible!
5. Must be a hardware issue.
6. I think this OS doesn’t support that.
7. I cant test everything. I need time for that
8. It works.
9. Somebody must have altered my code!
10. Why do you do it that way?
11. Check with the specs.
12. Code is not committed.
13. Is there any particular sequence?
14. It works in my simulator. Check it out
15. I am busy
16. Thats a minor bug
17. I have not noticed this before!
18. I have noticed this before!
19. User wouldn’t do that
20. Must be from designers end.
21. I will fix it when i have time.
22. Reduce the severity
23. Why do you log such simple bugs. Please mail such simple bugs.
24. Will check with supervisor.
25. Check with Requirements.

List goes on and on :P So What else does your developer say other than these 25 points ?