1. Testing career is much easier
Oh ya! wait i know its easy right! I just check with same screen 50 times a day. Fun right :/
2. Can you test it soon!
I ain't a superman to test it without opening the application dude!
3. I couldn't regenerate it. Can you tell me how did you find it.?
Oh please! i have written the steps!!! for god sake please read it.
4. I hope you will find all the bugs
Yes Sir, can you make sure you don't inject any bugs ?
5. Testing is not a real job!
F$$k you
6. Are you sure this was not in previous build?
Can you please shut up and fix the defect!
7. Simulator shows the output!
Does an end user use simulators? dumb ass!
8. Nobody in the world would do that!
Hey Man! do I look like an alien to you ?
9. Why do you stress the application so much?
Because I don't want my manager to stress me!
10. I test better than you!
Good! you can test it. It would be a great honor if you test it on my behalf
P.S
I never answer like this in real life :P
Oh ya! wait i know its easy right! I just check with same screen 50 times a day. Fun right :/
2. Can you test it soon!
I ain't a superman to test it without opening the application dude!
3. I couldn't regenerate it. Can you tell me how did you find it.?
Oh please! i have written the steps!!! for god sake please read it.
4. I hope you will find all the bugs
Yes Sir, can you make sure you don't inject any bugs ?
5. Testing is not a real job!
F$$k you
6. Are you sure this was not in previous build?
Can you please shut up and fix the defect!
7. Simulator shows the output!
Does an end user use simulators? dumb ass!
8. Nobody in the world would do that!
Hey Man! do I look like an alien to you ?
9. Why do you stress the application so much?
Because I don't want my manager to stress me!
10. I test better than you!
Good! you can test it. It would be a great honor if you test it on my behalf
P.S
I never answer like this in real life :P