Saturday, September 14, 2013

10 things you will hear from an Android developer.

1. Have they completed this feature in iOS
2. Please do not compare our build with iOS.
3. We cannot provide any animation because android doesn't support those animations.
4. You cannot find a single android application without a crash. Nothing is stable.
5. Its not like iOS, we have to support multiple resolutions.
6. No, Its a feature in Android
7. Its a devices issue, we cannot do anything about it.
8. Its a Google developer phone, memory problem.
9. Sorry, we cannot customize anything. Its better to use built-in android things.
10. I hate apple

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  1. Reply from an Android developer:

    1. Even android developer has to complete all those feature
    2. When you can compare two different platforms why not two builds?. Build comparison and Build outcome are two different thing.
    3. We may not provide animations but it is possible provided project schedule is proper.
    4. I can say, no software in this world is without bugs. And crashes are not bugs it is termination of program by system. It is not about zero crash, it is about identifying the crashes.
    5. Of course android is very much generalized to give support for multiple resolutions. Bring the best to support almost all resolutions.
    6. I didn't get :D
    7. Which is that device? ha ha :D
    8. See to that memory do not leak and even after that memory crosses minimum heap available then it is not in your hand. Be cool guys. If you still want to make it work increase the heap size, after all multi tasking is what android known for.
    9. Ha ha I strongly oppose last statement. It is the reverse. Android can be customized but not iOS.
    10. I love everything till it belongs to me.

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    1. Reply from an Android Tester :P
      1. I know, but why so much curiosity to know if iOS people are ahead of you :P
      2. Good. I love the spirit
      3. oh...that's why we find no animation. Got it
      4. But why not try to fix and make it" The Worlds first Bug free Android app" :D
      5. great
      6. You need to be in my company first. This is what people say here :D
      7.8.9. Be our developer please :P
      10. Where is 10? :D is this a bug :P

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